My mom: "How many months pregnant are you?"
Random woman: "Im not."
My mom: "..."
My mom: (making small talk at a dealership while waiting for her car to be repaired)
My mom: "When are you due?"
Random woman: "Oh Im not pregnant haha this is just fat!"
My mom: "So sorry!"
My mom: (to some woman at the daycare)
My mom: "Oh so joshuas going to have a little brother or sister to play with soon!"
Woman: "Im not pregnant."
My mom: "Well. Thats too bad."
My mom: (reaching to touch M's stomach)
My mom: "Are you?"
M: "No Im not pregnant..."
My mom: "Oh."
M: (trying to laugh it off) "I quit smoking so Ive gained some weight. Im so embarrassed haha!"
Sigh... Youd think she wouldve learned not to say anything by now.
*edit - I love "M". Shes funny as shit and down to earth... See she couldve been upset about what my moms said but she laughed it off. Wicked.