Schmitty: "Its all true. How do I know? Im from the internet."
Johnny: "I said yes but I didnt mean to. When you have a hard on theres a whole new government in power."
Tarik: "I like russian girls because theyre easy to impress. You can give one a pair of socks and she'll stay with you for a week. She'll be like (in a russian accent) 'you are good provider'."