Biz: (referring to a stupid comment made by a friend about a pretty woman with cellulite) - "Most women have cellulite dummy thats where the realness is" BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
My mom: "Hes as happy as a pig in shit" (I still dont understand this one)
My dad: "Itll put hair on your chest" - HAHA he said this to my mom once!
Frank Breaker: (referring to a short bastard of life cashier at canadian tire) - "They should shave her bald paint her green and put her on a spaceship back to her asshole planet"