2014 Artificial Vagina Best Videos of Life Award: thug life

I've been killing thug life videos since my infant son slapped me in the face and I googled "baby slaps person". It's jooookes I seriously can't get enough of this shit. Check out my top 10 list 

Number 10 thug: the thug shoe tier



Number 9 thug: the thug swordsman



Number 8 thug: the thug monster hunter



Number 7 thug: the thug shoplifter



Number 6 thug: the thug cake smasher







Number 5 thug: the thug ping ponger



Number 4 thug: the thug defier



Number 3 thug: the thug racer



Number 2 thug: the thug driver



honorable mention... thug slapper



And the number 1 thug: thug infomercialer (starring kathy lee gifford)



Frank Breaker

Illuminate tech dance

This video wins the internet.



Awesomesauce.

Frank Breaker

More gif tunes

More awesomeness. Again I say whomever came up with this concept is an effing genius!!
I'm stealing these slick moves for my next dance party.



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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

Frank Breaker

Internet win

My cousin forwarded this awesomeness to me today called "gif tunes". Basically the idea is you find an animated gif and post it together with a song. Whomever came up with this idea is a genius!! Honestly this shit is fried gold...

Here's an example



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*Edit: take 2


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Internet win all around.

Frank Breaker

Hip Hop Karaoke Montreal What's Beef

Dopeass! My boy Richy "Full Course" (story of my life) and Deborah Castel. Who knew Deb had flow like that? That girl needs to move back to NDG pronto.

Hero win all around

Frank Breaker

Internet win!

This guy is so epic when he cuts himself shaving win pours out of the wound. He could kill you with a giant yoyo!



Train me mr myagi! Man I wish I could do nonsensical acrobatic shit like this. I would ninja the fuck out of everybody who pissed me off.
Edit* @ finger noel - before you get any ideas in your head know the reason I say mr myagi isnt because this guy is asian but because hes a martial artist. So cool your japanese jets before you get ninja'd. Yep you read it right - Im now in training.

Frank Breaker

Black Stormtrooper - PYAOWWW! (blaster noise)

Im fucking dying over here this is pure jokes hahahahahahahaaaaaa! The clip has 81000 views so far I'll bet most of them are from me melting the replay button. This has been the best 2 minutes of my week... internet win all around.

Black stormtrooper: "Looky here man. That depends on how much MONAY you got" HAHA!

Courtesy of Donald Faison



"Break (pyaow) Yo (pyaow) Self! (pyaow) " HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Darth Breaker

STORY OF MY LIFE - Full Course

My boy Richy "Full Course" repping my neighborhood with some hotness right here! NDG STAND UP!



For real Im feeling this. The video is dopeass too. Hero win all around

Frank Breaker

*Edit* As of this morning (10/12/10) Ive watched it 14 times. Sick!

Zach Anner internet win of the month

Zach Anner is jokes! This dude is seriously too funny I give him the internet win this month



AM LOLLING "no mountain is too high, no volcano is too hot and no atlantis is too underwater or fictional!!!!"

Zach rolls over texas



Frank Breaker* laughcramped