"Excuse me sir but that R2 unit is in prime condition! A real bargain."

HOW BADASS IS THIS?! This photo was sent to me from the artificial vagina tokyo branch (I didnt even know we had a branch in tokyo). Anyways I want one! Sigh... between this and the star trek doors my xmas is going to be soooo expensive this year...

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Black Stormtrooper - PYAOWWW! (blaster noise)

Im fucking dying over here this is pure jokes hahahahahahahaaaaaa! The clip has 81000 views so far I'll bet most of them are from me melting the replay button. This has been the best 2 minutes of my week... internet win all around.

Black stormtrooper: "Looky here man. That depends on how much MONAY you got" HAHA!

Courtesy of Donald Faison



"Break (pyaow) Yo (pyaow) Self! (pyaow) " HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II trailer

THIS WILL BE EPIC

Nuff said.



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Ever wanted to be evil?

Lust, greed, debauchery... Your favorite hobby can now be a lifelong career! If you have ever considered become an agent of evil but didnt quite know where to start then the following guide is for you.

step by step guide to joining the forces of darkness

I myself am interested in living a wretched life of scum and villainy

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