Murder on the Dancefloor

This was probably one of best openings for a superhero movie. How badass is Blade?! Let's see - the guy has all kinds of of guns with silver tipped ammo, hidden stakes/stabbing weapons, a long ass pig sticker sword, crazy tattoos, dope vehicles, and a badass duster/coat.You see at 5:16 when he clocks the ginger vampire (pornography actress Tracy Lords) in the overies with his shotgun before blowing her face off? Vampire slaying gold. It's Sexual and violent... And at 6:14 where he draws the line in the puddle of blood with his sword before Quinn and his posse attack? Classic Blade move. What a hero! Incidently no word of a lie I did the same shit a few weekends ago at Rouge whilst wearing my raincoat.

Honestly I love this movie. It's from a time not too long ago when vampires used to suck blood and not penises... Blade should be in the next Twilight installment so he can dispatch Egbert (100 year old virgin vampire who sparkles like a disco fairy??) and the rest of the twilights (i.e fruity vegan vampires) in similar fashion. Not because they are ghey mind you but because they suck. That would be badass. If Blade's too busy ridding the world of Deacon Frosts and Nomaks (real vampires) then let's put in a call to Count Chocula to get the job done.



Frank Breaker - Daywalker in training

"Excuse me sir but that R2 unit is in prime condition! A real bargain."

HOW BADASS IS THIS?! This photo was sent to me from the artificial vagina tokyo branch (I didnt even know we had a branch in tokyo). Anyways I want one! Sigh... between this and the star trek doors my xmas is going to be soooo expensive this year...

Darth Breaker

Wicked City

Wicked city (1987) - Highly underrated anime classic! In fact its my favorite anime of all time (besides the animatrix) - it has the perfect blend of anime, sci-fi, and film noir... Its like L.A confidential meets john carpenters the thing. Check out the trailer.

2 words to remember about this movie - vagina dentata.




Frank Breaker

Bumblebee beats Optimus Prime

Bumblebee beat the shit out of Optimus in this wicked stop motion clip. This is truly badass entertainment! Courtesy of Patrick Bovin




Frank Breaker

Top Youtube URL tricks that you should know about!

1. View high quality videos

Youtube gives you the option to switch to high quality videos for some of the videos, however you can check if a video is available in high quality format by appending ‘&fmt=18′(stereo, 480 x 270 resolution) or ‘&fmt=22′(stereo, 1280 x 720 resolution) for even higher quality.

2. Embed Higher Quality Videos

While the above trick works for playback, if however you want to embed hig quality videos you need to append “&ap=%2526fmt%3D18″ and “&ap=%2526fmt%3D22″ to the embed url.

3. Cut the chase and link to the interesting part

Linking to a video where the real action starts at 3 minutes 22 seconds, wondered if you could make it start at 03:22? You are in luck. All you have to do is add #t=03m22s (#t=XXmYYs for XX mins and YY seconds) to the end of the URL.

4. Hide the search box

The search box appears when you hover over an embedded video. To hide the search box add ‘&showsearch=0′ to the embed url.

5. Embed only a part of Video

Just append ‘&start=30′ to skip first 30s of the video. In general you can modify the value after start= to the number of seconds you want to skip the video for.

6. Autoplay an embedded video

Normally when you embed a Youtube video and load the page, the player is loaded and it sits there waiting for you to hit the play button. You can make the video play automatically by adding ‘&autoplay=1′ to the url part of the embed code.

7. Loop an embedded video

Append ‘&loop=1′ to make the video start again without user intervention after it reaches the end.

8. Disable Related Videos

Publishing your content in the form of Youtube video? Don’t want people to see other people’s content that may be related but may as well be in competition to you? Just add ‘&rel=0′ to the end of the url part of the embed code and you just turned off the related video suggestions!

9. Bypass Youtube Regional Filtering

Some videos are only available in certain parts of the world. Your IP Address is used to determine your location and then allow or deny access to the video. Change the url from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= to http://www.youtube.com/v/

10. Download Video

Although not inherently a youtube trick but useful all the same for downloading videos. Just change youtube to kickyoutube in the url of the video and it will take you to kickyoutube.com with all the options for downloading the video you were watching.

Stay thirsty my friends!

Frank Breaker

Beyond epic talent

This is one badass skill I need to learn asap if I want to be a business card ninja - companies would hire me distribute their cards... I think Ill be able to hone my technique to the point where I could launch my business card under your front door, bank it off a back wall and into your bowl of soup. The card would say something like "If youre interested in knowing how this business card got here, call Frank Breaker at XXX-XXX-XXXX"

Its probably a viral ad for Samsung but I know there are people out there who could teach me this skill. I'm pretty savvy - I'll probably be knocking flies out of the air in a couple days



Frank Breaker

bicycle radness

I dont care what anyone says this kid is badass





Remix (LOLZZZ!)





This kid has skills. You see how the other kid steps back from the oncoming radness? Then she even checks her wheel clearance. Good job.

Frank Breaker