Ari Up

Prez you member this from back in the day? Cmon you member!

Ari Up - mi done



New age steppers - problems



RIP Ari Up

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Wicked City

Wicked city (1987) - Highly underrated anime classic! In fact its my favorite anime of all time (besides the animatrix) - it has the perfect blend of anime, sci-fi, and film noir... Its like L.A confidential meets john carpenters the thing. Check out the trailer.

2 words to remember about this movie - vagina dentata.




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Another fine example of my rockstar lifestyle

This is how I woke up this morning. I guess I put the glasses on in the middle of the night. Another fine example of my rockstar lifestyle ...

"You'll end up going into town on a taxi, have a couple of drugs, have dinner, have a threesome... go home again, have a shower, go out again... more drugs... more threesomes... Happens all the time... alright?" - Murray Hewitt

Bwahahahaha!

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Sweet Dee

Bwahahahaaaa! This had to be the funniest episode of its always sunny in philadelphia by far (beside the grand canyon episode season 5 episode 2). Feel free to play the video - no spoilers here. Its just a clip of dee dancing with a green guy. JOKES!
*On a side note I will learn this dance and teach it to newly divorced sexually repressed suburban housewives. Mark my words itll become the bees knees.



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Gangster in Training

Something tells me the gun is real. And the mustache. I do think the soul patch might be fake though...

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White Lines - Craig Ferguson

Craig feguson is a funny dude. The puppets?! Jokes. I want the shark one.



Frank Breaker *searching ebay for a shark puppet

Random video

I dont know why but this dude is killing me right now bahahaaa when he drinks the juice and looks over?! Classic



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STORY OF MY LIFE - Full Course

My boy Richy "Full Course" repping my neighborhood with some hotness right here! NDG STAND UP!



For real Im feeling this. The video is dopeass too. Hero win all around

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*Edit* As of this morning (10/12/10) Ive watched it 14 times. Sick!

80s throwback time

80s throwback time! My favorite police track - the beds too big without you



Album version



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CAPTCHA FAIL

Haha this was outstanding! A CAPTCHA is also known as a "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart". The point of a CAPTCHA is that it cannot be deciphered/read by a computer thereby preventing spam on a given website. Recently I tried to post a comment in a forum and spent about 5 goddamn minutes trying to read the thing... when I was about to give up I pressed the reload CAPTCHA button... WHAT COMES UP? Nugger what? Bahahahaaaa the computer that generated this security key went buckwild! Skynet is self aware. And obviously down...

CAPTCHA FAIL

Regardless of that fact, I still can’t read these goddamn CAPTCHAS 50% of the time. I know I’m not the only one.

The only thing missing is the dumpster

Ahhh nostalgia... Old school NYC hookers are wicked cool! Minus the stds and heroin of course

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Every Little Step - Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady

Another tyson video! Mike is wilding out in this one singing and dancing haha goddamn this guys is a hero - honestly this has to be seen to be believed. Take note of:

- Black tank tops, black boxers, suspenders, red socks, dress shoes?!?! I think Ive found my new sleeping outfit.
- Mike Tyson jump up at 2:14? bwahahaaaaa
- Bobby brown as serious as he can be on his own rap?! Why? Simmer down son

Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson

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Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 4

Mina Suvari (I dub thee "Kardashianwoman")

Now I know what a lot of you junior Assologists are thinking; how can this girl ever make it to be a subject of Assology analysis? Is she even worthy of an Assologists attention? The answer is yes. Look at her pics; there is no question that this girl has tail - theres a true bubble working out its potential here. The question is what is its classification? Personally I like to fit it in the "Undercover booty" category. This is the type of ass that goes about daily activities minding its own business - the type of bottom game that most of us are oblivious to. Lucky enough there are enough Assolologists that bring undercover booty into the light to expose it for what it is! Dont try to tell me Im wrong. I mean look at the angles in the pic named # 2. There is clearly a nice 40°>rebound slope as well as a nice entry pitch. This is another good example of a natural lift - very similar to what Amber Rose or more specifically Kim Kardashian possesses which makes me wonder if theres a possibility that Miss Suvari was bitten by a radioactive version of the latter (like the spider in Spiderman). If this is the case should Mina Suvari go by the name Kardashianwoman? Hmm... Food for thought.

See you all next month

Dr. Artificial Vagina *Assologist