Friday, February 8, 2013

Some people need to get kicked in the teeth 2







Here's today's list of douchebags who could catch a foot


People who treat dogs like their children need to get kicked in the teeth. They are not children! They are freeloading roommates.

People who don’t understand that I am allergic to cats need to get kicked in the teeth. Just because you vacuumed and put the bastard in another room doesn’t mean Im not going to get a nose bleed and sneeze all kinds.

People who, even if you stabbed them in the chest, still wouldn’t get the hint that you don’t like them need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who say “the book is better than the movie” after you just announced you watched the movie need to get kicked in the teeth. If I wanted to read the book I would have jackass.

Gym teachers need to get kicked in the teeth. Get a real job.

People who call your land line and ask you where you are need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who mindlessly forward every single email they find funny need to get kicked in the teeth.

Twilight nerds need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who send application invites to whatever shit app is popular any given month on facebook need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who assume that a person is more intelligent simply because he/she can speak more than 1 language need to get kicked in the teeth. Example: If an fool speaks 4 languages it just means that more people can understand that he/she is a fool.

People who blast me with religion need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who call and say “hi who’s this?” need to get kicked in the teeth. You know who it is shitpuddle! YOU called ME.

Parents who ignore their children while out in public need to get kicked in the teeth.

Bisexuals need to get kicked in the teeth. Stick to one sex! 2 sexes is just plain greedy.

People who get pissy because I don’t believe in organized religion  need to get kicked in the teeth.

Avacados need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who ask you if the bus has come while you’re waiting for that very same bus need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who let the phone ring twice before answering need to get kicked in the teeth.

Frank Breaker

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