Some people need to get kicked in the teeth 3

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies need to get kicked in the teeth.

Asshole drivers who tail gate need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who send forwards without bothering to delete thousands of accumulated ">"s, other email addresses, headers and commentary from all the other forwarders need to get kicked in the teeth.

Middle aged men with outfits you're only supposed to see at assassins conventions need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who chew with their mouths open need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who give fruitcake as gifts need to get kicked in the teeth. Get a job and buy me a real present cheapskate.

People who pronounce "film" with 2 syllables need to get kicked in the teeth.

That small line of dirt that wont go in the dust pan when you're sweeping needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Waiters/waitresses who ask if you want to hear the specials and proceed to belt out 20 items without noticing that you've lost interest after the third item need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who stare me down in horror (like they just found a body in my trunk) when I don't recycle a few cans need to get kicked in the teeth. I didnt ruin the environment - my parents did. Go judge them and leave me in peace.

Companies who don't list their prices on their websites need to get kicked in the teeth.

Middle aged Quebecois dudes with hairstyles you're only supposed to see at orgies need to get kicked in the teeth. This includes balding men with pony tails, mullets, perms, etc.

People who "shush" other people need to get kicked in the teeth. Don't tell me to shush - you shush fuckface.

People who draw cartoon characters having sex need to get kicked in the teeth. I don't need to see bart simpson sticking it to marge while homer jacks off in the corner.

People who ask "hot enough for you?" need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who push religion door to door need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who ask "are you cold" when you wear your jacket inside need to get kicked in the teeth.

My drivers license photo needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Silent farters need to get kicked in the teeth. You and I are the only people in the room and I know I didn't pass gas yet you still try and look at me like I'm the guilty party. Go fuck yourself.

People who think I give a shit about their pin numbers need to get kicked in the teeth. Why are you going through so much trouble doing that hand shield thing? I dont give a fuck about your shit pin number. I have enough trouble trying to remember my own...

Sales people who leech onto you following you around a store asking if they can help with anything need to get kicked in the teeth. I'm a big boy if I need help I'll find you.

Morning people need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who have no sense of humor need to get kicked in the teeth.

Frank Breaker

Some people need to get kicked in the teeth 2

Here's today's list of douchebags who could catch a foot

People who treat dogs like their children need to get kicked in the teeth. They are not children! They are freeloading roommates.

People who don’t understand that I am allergic to cats need to get kicked in the teeth. Just because you vacuumed and put the bastard in another room doesn’t mean Im not going to get a nose bleed and sneeze all kinds.

People who, even if you stabbed them in the chest, still wouldn’t get the hint that you don’t like them need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who say “the book is better than the movie” after you just announced you watched the movie need to get kicked in the teeth. If I wanted to read the book I would have jackass.

Gym teachers need to get kicked in the teeth. Get a real job.

People who call your land line and ask you where you are need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who mindlessly forward every single email they find funny need to get kicked in the teeth.

Twilight nerds need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who send application invites to whatever shit app is popular any given month on facebook need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who assume that a person is more intelligent simply because he/she can speak more than 1 language need to get kicked in the teeth. Example: If an fool speaks 4 languages it just means that more people can understand that he/she is a fool.

People who blast me with religion need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who call and say “hi who’s this?” need to get kicked in the teeth. You know who it is shitpuddle! YOU called ME.

Parents who ignore their children while out in public need to get kicked in the teeth.

Bisexuals need to get kicked in the teeth. Stick to one sex! 2 sexes is just plain greedy.

People who get pissy because I don’t believe in organized religion  need to get kicked in the teeth.

Avacados need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who ask you if the bus has come while you’re waiting for that very same bus need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who let the phone ring twice before answering need to get kicked in the teeth.

Frank Breaker

Some people need to get kicked in the teeth

Here's today's list of douchebags who could catch a foot

People who you would love to hate but can’t because they are too nice need to get kicked in the teeth.

Parents who don’t control their kids need to get kicked in the teeth. Their kids need to get kicked in the teeth too.

People who answer rhetorical questions incorrectly need to get kicked in the teeth.

White dudes who go outside in shorts in the dead of winter need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who talk to me while I have headphones on need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who walk slow in front of me need to get kicked in the teeth. Move out of the fucking way grandma!

People who don’t wash their hands after they’ve used the can need to get kicked in the teeth. Well done! Now you’re a walking caca-peepee factory.

People who leave my front door open need to get kicked in the teeth. What - were you raised in a barn???

People with shitty tattoos need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who use the word “tatt” instead of tattoo need to get kicked in the teeth.

Women who still support the GOP after all the 2012 bullshit rape rhetoric need to get kicked in the teeth.

The GOP needs to get kicked in the teeth.

A dentist who continues a conversation with you while he works on your mouth needs to get kicked in the teeth.

People who try to touch my hair need to get kicked in the teeth.

Smartass vegetarians who preach their wicked ways need to get kicked in the teeth.

Circus clowns need to get kicked in the teeth.

My weight needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Big bugs need to get kicked in the teeth.

Taco Bell needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Orange Frenzies Freezies (stupid spell check) need to get kicked in the teeth.

Spell check (see above) needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Facebook needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Slow checkout tellers need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who repeat shit to me even though I tell them they already told me need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who repeat shit to me even though I tell them they already told me need to get kicked in the teeth. 

People who repeat shit to me even though I tell them they already told me need to get kicked in the teeth. 

My cellular phone needs to get kicked in the teeth. 

Wait staff who try to jedi mind trick me into adding to my order (i.e: do you want fries with that, cheese on that, etc) need to get kicked in the teeth. I know what I want to eat fuckface. If I wanted cheese on my hamburger I would’ve ordered a cheeseburger.

Drunk strangers who try to give me high fives need to get kicked in the teeth.

Couples who use the same email address need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who walk up on the escalator need to get kicked in the teeth. I shouldn't have to move to let you pass me. If you wanted to walk take the goddamn stairs! Leave the escalators for us lazy folk. Same goes moving sidewalks.

People who say “I saw it with my own eyes” need to get kicked in the teeth. No shit you saw it with your own eyes. You sure as hell didn't see it with my eyes...

People who clip the back of my legs with their grocery carts need to get kicked in the teeth.

People at restaurants who ask “would you like a table?” need to get kicked in the teeth. What the fuck do you think I'm here for? To admire the decor?

People who choose to pee in the urinal right beside me when there are other urinals free need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who use the word "butt" instead of "ass" need to get kicked in the teeth. 

*Edit: possible exception - when children are around.

Strangers who talk to me in public restrooms need to get kicked in the teeth.

People with artificial tans need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who say "volumptuous" instead of "voluptuous" need to get kicked in the teeth.

Shazam!!! Catch a foot with your teeth!

Frank Breaker