Awesome quotes overheard in random places

I like to eavesdrop. Sometimes I hear the funniest random shit... I now present a new artificial vagina blog segment called "Awesome quotes overheard in random places"
Randon guy: (On his cell phone) "They really want me to stay. Im going to ask them to, like, install a door on my cubicle. I'll finally have an office!" Overheard at daycare

Random chick: "He wanted to do anal. I was like okaaaay... lets do it." Overheard at outside Tokyo bar

Random chick: (referring to 3 amigos restaurant) "Only koreans have birthday parties in there." Overheard outside 3 amigos restaurant

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