What did I just watch?!

I lolled too much. I need to lie down.



Frank Breaker

First human with a computer virus

WHAT?!?!?!! This is sooooooooooooo effing cool!

Scientist says he’s first human with a computer virus

By Christopher Null

Let the hysteria begin: Computer viruses have apparently made the leap from PC to person, BBC News reports.

Mind you, this was all intentional. British scientist Mark Gasson of the University of Reading introduced a computer virus into an RFID chip (similar to the chips implanted in pets to identify them if they go missing) and then implanted the infected chip into his own hand.

In its uninfected state, Gasson's chip lets him pass through secured doorways and turn on his cell phone, so it has practical real-world capabilities.

An infected chip could pass malicious code on to chip scanners as, say, the bearer passes through a security door. The virus could then spread to other systems in the network, depending on the complexity and cleverness of its programming.

Right now this is just a proof of concept, but it’s a sobering one in a world where "touchless" networking systems like RFID are becoming more and more commonplace, while the security of these systems has been largely ignored.

Recently issued passports, which include an RFID chip now by default, have already been subject to extensive hacking attempts — and numerous hacking successes. Some people even suggest whacking your passport with a hammer to disable the RFID chip inside. (We don't endorse this, however.)

What happens when you have an actual RFID implant? BBC News notes that these chips are becoming popular receptacles for medical information, so if a person is unconscious, medical responders can still determine if someone has a critical allergy or a rare condition that a hospital might need to be aware of. What happens if a virus scrambles or even reverses this information?

The issue of viruses moving from computer to human may not be the nightmare that Hollywood makes it out to be — but the threat is becoming more real than we might like to believe.

This is the coolest shit. Imagine walking around infecting networks without touching a terminal?

Frank Breaker

For my birthday

This is effing awesome and I want it for my birthday. A chinese military multi purpose shovel! It does all kinds of shit in the video one dude even uses it to scale a goddamn building! One youtuber even commented that its better than an ipad and I agree



Frank Breaker

Howard Wong

Another goddamn kid bringing serious game to the world! These assholes are making me look bad - 34 years old and I have no effing talent to speak of.

The bastard probably gets more girls than me too...

3 year old Howard Wong is an effing prodigy



3 year old Howard Wong singing





Frank Breaker

The best missed dunk of all time

HERO WIN! This is the first human flight in world history. Too bad Shannon Brown missed. If he hadnt, we would be talking about one of the sickest dunk of life. Its still chock full of win!



Frank Breaker

Go with the Flow

Queens of the Stone Age - Go with the Flow

Yall remember this track?! One of the best videos ever made... Seriously goddamnit this is a badass video! The track is fresh as well



Little Sister was dope too



Frank Breaker - Stone Age Queen*rocking out throwing up devils horns all over this piece \m/

Sex Ad Fail

!!!

Jesus H Christ now Ive seen everything! I lolled at this one so much I cant lol no more... Imagine this shit works? The border on this piece of awesomeness is amazing!!! Hahaha "Rap, Rap, Rap" haha! He saw Tina Turners son 7 times?! How does that sweeten the deal?

Chock Full of Fail.

Frank Breaker*laughcramped

Hockey fan fail

???

This was taken today outside of my house minutes before tonights Montreal - Philly game. Why would anyone do this?! Put an electrical tape message on the side of your drive?! In the immortal words of Ed Lover: Cmon son!

What a hero!

Frank Breaker

Humming bird pwned by a preying mantis

oh shit that humming bird got wrecked son!



Frank Breaker

Gorillaz-Stylo feat. Mos Def and Chiddy Bang (Chiddy Bang Remix)

Am loving this remix! 2 thumbs up



Frank Breaker

Beating up my mom

Effing funny shit. Same kid from the batman kid videos



Frank Breaker

The Diary Of Ann Frank

Courtesy of Monkey Dust - a british animated television program notorious for its dark humor and dealing with controversial subject matter (ie: murder, racism, suicide, etc...). This one is effing genius - it makes fun of the way Hollywood always twists historical events. I mean look at the movie Titanic - instead of being an accurate depiction of a tragedy they turn it into a story about a broke irish kid being hunted down by a rich englishman

"Park the tank outside the apartment."
"But sir! There's a baby carriage!"
"...I know."

Hahaha!!!

Frank Breaker

Karate Kid remake?!

What is this effing shit?!



And why is it called Karate Kid when hes learning Kung Fu?! Fail.

Frank Breaker

Good old fashioned sexism

Youve got to love the British



Frank Breaker

Merry go round win

These heroes decided they would use a motorcycle to power a merry go round. Did he died? If so then its a spinality! I support ideas like this as long as Im not involved with the fail

Merry-Go-Round Spinning Fail - watch more funny videos

Frank Breaker

Batman Kid

This shit is hilarious. Someone give this kid a movie

"Max what do you want for dinner?"
"Justice."

BWAHAHA!!

Part 2



Frank Breaker

Jazzle your vag

Vajazzling

Vaginal adornment?! I heard about this a little while ago and thought it was a joke. Its real and Im convinced a lot of chicks are going to add this experience to their goddamn bucket lists. Apparently the procedure costs $50.00 + at a spa... Eff that if it becomes popular enough maybe Ill just open a vajazzle shop in my garage. My price would be $9.99 - using quality rhinestones and my glue gun Ill clitter up your c section scar so nicely youll be the envy of every hooker in the trailer park. Hmm... might do a little penazzling myself but instead of bling Ill use sharks teeth.

Come on! Bling for your bojingo?! This is the worst idea of life. We over here at the Artificial Vagina ({}) know a little about ladies parts and promise you that if you get this itll just look like you have shiny crabs

Frank Breaker

Eminem Despicable (Over & Beamer Benz or Bentley freestyle)

This shit is just effing raw



Frank Breaker

PIXELS

Short by Patrick Jean - 8 bit invasion of New York City

Courtesy of OneMoreProduction




Just for Don Garlique - Keep an eye out for brick breaker at 1:22

Frank Breaker

Martin Jetpack

This thing is chock full of awesome!!!! I want one



Frank Breaker

Damien Walters showreel 2009

The agents will never catch him.



Frank Breaker

the sickest freerunning Ive ever seen

EPIC HERO WIN! Someone told this dude Damien Walters there is no spoon so in retaliation he hacked the matrix.



This hero wins the internet.

Frank Breaker

Seinfeld audition tapes

Whats the deal with corn nuts?!



Howling son! The dude at 1:21 had me on the effing floor. Im dying over here!

Frank Breaker*laughcramped

She makes a serious splash

Big girl flies like an eagle!!!!!!!!!!



Frank Breaker

Yoga up the ass

Every man up in here agrees with me the possibilities here are endless. Think about it! You could even get your bag licked by the same girl while jamming her. And just imagine what kind of solo show she could put on! Cirque du Soleil vaginal play?

Awesome.

Frank Breaker

Crazy - Seal

I just remembered that Seal used to be badass. Check out his sweet leather duster! For real I want that coat. And the chick in the video is not too shabby; Id knock the post apocalyptic dust off of her vagina



I think Im going to dress up as Crazy Seal for Halloween.

Frank Breaker

What a Hero

Haha this hero is awesome I dont care if this is fake or not it made my day go bwahaha! I laughcramped so hard I nearly threw up just now.

Hero win for the taser



The remix (EVEN BETTER!!!!!)



Frank Breaker

Classic slap

This never gets old.
Go make me a goddamn can of goose assholes now!



Frank Breaker

Assholes For Dinner

This is for you people that like to eat anals. The ingredients consist of: varying size and maturity assholes, water, tomatoes, corn syrup, salt, enzyme modified cheddar cheese, carrots, citric acid and natural flavorings. And its Manhattan Style no less! Tonight I think Ill get decadent and crack open a couple cans of fish/goose sphincter with my dinner guests. Bon appetit!

Personally, I much prefer mine Brooklyn style

Frank Breaker

For my boy G String

English dude! English...



For my boy G String

Frank Breaker

Ask a Crack Ho

Need advice? Ask Propecia. Courtesy of The Damn Show

"Hey Propecia what do you do for fun?"
"I crochet."

Laughcramped son!!

Frank Breaker

Luigi Finally Snaps

Luigi Fail/Mario Win

Courtesy of collegehumor.com



"Fuck a dis I heard they hiring at a sayga" HAHAHAHAHAAAA laughcramped son!

Frank Breaker

Galactic Empire State of Mind

CHOCK FULL OF WIN!!! Courtesy of collegehumor.com



For real this is chock full of win. Ive watched it 4x already son

Frankie Beans

UFO response team

We hear a lot of stories about UFO sightings, close encounters, etc... Are you doubtful? When you see something like this drive by your vehicle you might question your beliefs for a second. Is this real or a hoax? Most likely fake... but it doesnt matter! Its cool as ass. I want one

Courtesy of reddit

Frank Breaker

Epic Celebrity Ass analysis part 1

Part 1 the Epic Celebrity Ass analysis part 1 - Serena Willams. Todays subject of analysis has a sizeable ass! Our analysis begins with the image titled position 1. This angle is extremly confusing to an Assologist such as myself! I dont understand how this tail exists; its full of muscle and still carrys around that kind of wobbly trunk junk. I mean look at the way it "rises" to the occasion and seems to stay up when SW jumps to serve! Jesus H Christ son! Now look at position 2a - that booty is a wild animal trying to swallow her bikini bottoms. This bottom is so big it must be from the same island that was in king kong... Only the most powerful of cocks can tame this tail hence the classification "Untameable booty". That ass can kill a man if its not properly domesticated... *Note the deeper than average ass crack in position 2a and 2b. Her ass crack is soooo goddamn long Im convinced it begins on the back of her neck. Shes bringing a different level to the ass game

Long live the new flesh

Dr. Artificial Vagina Assologist

Fireman Pole Dance

Something for the ladies (jokes)!



Frank Breaker

Urban Tag

Pure awesomeness. Im doing this at Fairview next weekend - Biz you down?



Frank Breaker

Everyone is doing it

I did it with BIZ last week.

Frank Breaker

"Popsy" in your mouth

German alcohol and spirits manufacturers Krugmann Markenspirituosen have come out with a ridiculous alcoholic beverage aptly named "Popsy". Heres a description of the product directly from their website

"Popsy is worldwide the first liquor bottle in an extravagant unique design
The content of this cheeky container is cream liqueur with finest aromas as natural vanilla and a shot of toffee. Basis forms our own made vodka distilled after our old traditional method exclusively from wheat and malt.

Check and insure yourself that Popsy will be the smash on your party and never out of fashion!

We recommend enjoying Popsy always lightly chilled."

EPIC DRINK FAIL This is the worst product design of life. Its effing cream alcohol in a sperm shaped bottle! They should market it as chock full of protein... Incidentally do you think they stop selling it when you forget to take out the trash?

I need to know who (if anyone) has ever felt the desire to consume liquor from a massive sperm. If any chicks are interested I have my own personal brand of "popsys" for sale. If you need more flavor you can add some strawbrary to the mix.

Frank Breaker

McDonalds Dollar Menunaire

Mr. $7.63 an hour - this goddamn clown is coming hard with jokes!



Frank Breaker

Tow Fail

Jesus H Christ I love fail videos. Check out this hero



Frank Breaker

Strip Tease Fail

Courtesy of failblog.org



Some people say its fake, some people say its real. Either way its an epic win for the cabinet. Did the girl died? If so Id put that down as a fail in my books too. Her dancing sucked ass anyways

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!

Frank Breaker*laughcramped

Elektronik, Supersonik

Video from The Late Show (Australian tv Series). Im still laughing and I really dont know what to say - it could pass as the best or worst video of life.



Frank Breaker

Flux Capacitor 2

1.21 Jigawatts of ass hahahahahahahaaa!

Frank Breaker - Time Traveler

Transforming Apartment

This architect decided to make his a 344 square ft apartment more functional by designing it to be able to change into 24 different rooms just by sliding walls/panels. Its called the 'Domestic Transformer" and its effing wicked



Im still working on my own made out of lego.

Frank Breaker

Flux Capacitor unit

Ever needed to go back in time? Well now you can with a Flux Capacitor unit available from O'Reilly Auto. This is what makes time travel possible son*! The only issue is that one pellet of plutonium is required per trip and O'Reilly Auto doesnt stock that shit. So unless you have your own supplier (Libyan terrorists, etc...) I suggest you buy the Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor Generator upgrade kit as well.

You will also have to build and install your own roentgen meter.

Oh and before I forget - in order for your new flux capacitor to function correctly you must use a 1981-1983 Delorean DMC 12 V6 – 2.9L! Dont make the same mistake I did; I didnt know about the compatibility issue and went ahead and installed the unit in my 1985 Fiero GT. Epic time travel fail! The goddamn flux capacitor doesnt work properly - I cant go forward at all and the max time Ive been able to go back each time is 2 hours and 23 minutes. I kept going back in time thinking I was getting somewhere now Im now stuck and its 2 days ago. I have since abandoned the effing piece of shit Fiero and am waiting at the Holiday Inn across from Fairview until the past catches up to the present.

Frank Breaker - Time Traveler

*a Flux Capacitor is also what you see when a chick flashes her thong

This will never make it out of Thailand

In Thailand they have commercials for a local product called "Black Man" mop. Its great for cleaning up the messy stuff we enjoy like fried chicken and malt liquor.

And watermelon.

Frank Breaker

He - Man

Nuff Said.

"That Guy"

Defined, "That Guy" is an actor you easily recognize from many roles, but whos name you just cant place to save your life. This happens to everybody - youre watching a movie/tv, point to the screen and scream "Thats That Guy!" If you ever wanted to know who "That Guy" is check this page dedicated to all of the actors collectively known as "That Guy".

That Guy

Frank Breaker

Beyond epic talent

This is one badass skill I need to learn asap if I want to be a business card ninja - companies would hire me distribute their cards... I think Ill be able to hone my technique to the point where I could launch my business card under your front door, bank it off a back wall and into your bowl of soup. The card would say something like "If youre interested in knowing how this business card got here, call Frank Breaker at XXX-XXX-XXXX"

Its probably a viral ad for Samsung but I know there are people out there who could teach me this skill. I'm pretty savvy - I'll probably be knocking flies out of the air in a couple days



Frank Breaker

Alternative meat chock full of protein and magic

Someone sent me these photos today. So Unicorn meat is now an option? It wouldnt surprise me if this photo was taken at Espositos grocery store. Believe me that place is effing weird. They have the strangest selection of meats which might be interesting if the place didnt smell like ass. Anyways I wouldnt be surprised if theyre selling unicorn, I myself have been hunting them ever since I was old enough to hold a shotgun. The meat is surprisingly tasty! Its also healthy - in addition to being slimming it also gives excellent night vision, and the ability to see through objects. The only negative effects are the hallucinations and rainbow farts...

Heres a recipe my pops likes to make


Savory Unicorn Pot Roast and Vegetables Recipe

• 1 unicorn roast (lean bottom blade, rump, etc. - grass fed if possible) about 3 to 4 pounds
• 2 tablespoons walnut oil (can be substituted with olive oil)
• 1 package dry onion soup mix
• 1 cup water
• 6 medium potatoes, peeled and quartered
• 6 carrots, sliced in 2" pieces
• 1/2 cup essence of rainbow
  

  In a large pan, brown unicorn roast in oil. Add onion soup mix, and 1 cup water. Cover and simmer for 2 hours, turning roast occasionally. Add potatoes and carrots. Cover and cook for another 40 minutes, or until vegetables are tender. Remove meat and vegetables to serving platter. Gradually stir the essence of rainbow into the sauce in pan, stirring until sauce boils and thickens. Dance a little jig in the corner until it's ready. Serve with thickened sauce over roast and potatoes. This recipe also goes nicely with a side leprechaun and magic mushroom demi-glace

For your information unicorn pot roast goes well with a nice bottle of Pinot Noir!

Frank Breaker

8-bit trip

This guy spent over 1500 hours on this piece of awesomeness. 3 minutes and 49 secs of old school memories! Makes me want to build an addition to my house made entirely out of lego...

Seriously this shit is wild



Frank Breaker

Failbook for the sheeps

Me = not a fan of Facebook nor of their practices. Here is a nice rant by Dan Yoder a serial entrepreneur and the VP of Engineering at Border Stylo, a Hollywood-based social media startup.

Here are some of my favorite reasonings behind my decisions that he clearly points out:

-Facebook's Terms Of Service state that not only do they own your data (section 2.1), but if you don't keep it up to date and accurate (section 4.6), they can terminate your account (section 14).

-Zuckerberg the CEO of Facebook has been alleged to have infiltrated users personals emails

-Facebook gets you to share information that you might not otherwise share, and then they make it publicly available.

-At this point, all your data is shared with applications that you install. Which means now you're not only trusting Facebook, but the application developers, too, many of whom are too small to worry much about keeping your data secure.

-To actually delete your account, you have to find a link buried in the on-line help (by "buried" I mean it takes five clicks to get there). Or you can just click here. Basically, Facebook is trying to trick their users into allowing them to keep their data even after they've "deleted" their account.

Facebook privacy policies keep going down the drain. That's enough reason for many to abandon it. Here you will find nine more:

After some reflection, I've decided to delete my account on Facebook. I'd like to encourage you to do the same. This is part altruism and part selfish. The altruism part is that I think Facebook, as a company, is unethical. The selfish part is that I'd like my own social network to migrate away from Facebook so that I'm not missing anything. In any event, here's my "Top Ten" reasons for why you should join me and many others and delete your account.

10. Facebook's Terms Of Service are completely one-sided

Let's start with the basics. Facebook's Terms Of Service state that not only do they own your data (section 2.1), but if you don't keep it up to date and accurate (section 4.6), they can terminate your account (section 14). You could argue that the terms are just protecting Facebook's interests, and are not in practice enforced, but in the context of their other activities, this defense is pretty weak. As you'll see, there's no reason to give them the benefit of the doubt. Essentially, they see their customers as unpaid employees for crowd-sourcing ad-targeting data.

9. Facebook's CEO has a documented history of unethical behavior

From the very beginning of Facebook's existence, there are questions about Zuckerberg's ethics. According to BusinessInsider.com, he used Facebook user data to guess email passwords and read personal email in order to discredit his rivals. These allegations, albeit unproven and somewhat dated, nonetheless raise troubling questions about the ethics of the CEO of the world's largest social network. They're particularly compelling given that Facebook chose to fork over $65M to settle a related lawsuit alleging that Zuckerberg had actually stolen the idea for Facebook.

8. Facebook has flat out declared war on privacy

Founder and CEO of Facebook, in defense of Facebook's privacy changes last January: "People have really gotten comfortable not only sharing more information and different kinds, but more openly and with more people. That social norm is just something that has evolved over time." More recently, in introducing the Open Graph API: "... the default is now social." Essentially, this means Facebook not only wants to know everything about you, and own that data, but to make it available to everybody. Which would not, by itself, necessarily be unethical, except that ...

7. Facebook is pulling a classic bait-and-switch

At the same time that they're telling developers how to access your data with new APIs, they are relatively quiet about explaining the implications of that to members. What this amounts to is a bait-and-switch. Facebook gets you to share information that you might not otherwise share, and then they make it publicly available. Since they are in the business of monetizing information about you for advertising purposes, this amounts to tricking their users into giving advertisers information about themselves. This is why Facebook is so much worse than Twitter in this regard: Twitter has made only the simplest (and thus, more credible) privacy claims and their customers know up front that all their tweets are public. It's also why the FTC is getting involved, and people are suing them (and winning).

Check out this excellent timeline from the EFF documenting the changes to Facebook's privacy policy.

6. Facebook is a bully

When Pete Warden demonstrated just how this bait-and-switch works (by crawling all the data that Facebook's privacy settings changes had inadvertently made public) they sued him. Keep in mind, this happened just before they announced the Open Graph API and stated that the "default is now social." So why sue an independent software developer and fledgling entrepreneur for making data publicly available when you're actually already planning to do that yourself? Their real agenda is pretty clear: they don't want their membership to know how much data is really available. It's one thing to talk to developers about how great all this sharing is going to be; quite another to actually see what that means in the form of files anyone can download and load into MatLab.

5. Even your private data is shared with applications

At this point, all your data is shared with applications that you install. Which means now you're not only trusting Facebook, but the application developers, too, many of whom are too small to worry much about keeping your data secure. And some of whom might be even more ethically challenged than Facebook. In practice, what this means is that all your data - all of it - must be effectively considered public, unless you simply never use any Facebook applications at all. Coupled with the OpenGraph API, you are no longer trusting Facebook, but the Facebook ecosystem.

4. Facebook is not technically competent enough to be trusted

Even if we weren't talking about ethical issues here, I can't trust Facebook's technical competence to make sure my data isn't hijacked. For example, their recent introduction of their "Like" button makes it rather easy for spammers to gain access to my feed and spam my social network. Or how about this gem for harvesting profile data? These are just the latest of a series of Keystone Kops mistakes, such as accidentally making users' profiles completely public, or the cross-site scripting hole that took them over two weeks to fix. They either don't care too much about your privacy or don't really have very good engineers, or perhaps both.

3. Facebook makes it incredibly difficult to truly delete your account

It's one thing to make data public or even mislead users about doing so; but where I really draw the line is that, once you decide you've had enough, it's pretty tricky to really delete your account. They make no promises about deleting your data and every application you've used may keep it as well. On top of that, account deletion is incredibly (and intentionally) confusing. When you go to your account settings, you're given an option to deactivate your account, which turns out not to be the same thing as deleting it. Deactivating means you can still be tagged in photos and be spammed by Facebook (you actually have to opt out of getting emails as part of the deactivation, an incredibly easy detail to overlook, since you think you're deleting your account). Finally, the moment you log back in, you're back like nothing ever happened! In fact, it's really not much different from not logging in for awhile. To actually delete your account, you have to find a link buried in the on-line help (by "buried" I mean it takes five clicks to get there). Or you can just click here. Basically, Facebook is trying to trick their users into allowing them to keep their data even after they've "deleted" their account.

2. Facebook doesn't (really) support the Open Web

The so-called Open Graph API is named so as to disguise its fundamentally closed nature. It's bad enough that the idea here is that we all pitch in and make it easier than ever to help Facebook collect more data about you. It's bad enough that most consumers will have no idea that this data is basically public. It's bad enough that they claim to own this data and are aiming to be the one source for accessing it. But then they are disingenuous enough to call it "open," when, in fact, it is completely proprietary to Facebook. You can't use this feature unless you're on Facebook. A truly open implementation would work with whichever social network we prefer, and it would look something like OpenLike. Similarly, they implement just enough of OpenID to claim they support it, while aggressively promoting a proprietary alternative, Facebook Connect.

1. The Facebook application itself sucks

Between the farms and the mafia wars and the "top news" (which always guesses wrong - is that configurable somehow?) and the myriad privacy settings and the annoying ads (with all that data about me, the best they can apparently do is promote dating sites, because, uh, I'm single) and the thousands upon thousands of crappy applications, Facebook is almost completely useless to me at this point. Yes, I could probably customize it better, but the navigation is ridiculous, so I don't bother. (And, yet, somehow, I can't even change colors or apply themes or do anything to make my page look personalized.) Let's not even get into how slowly your feed page loads. Basically, at this point, Facebook is more annoying than anything else.

Facebook is clearly determined to add every feature of every competing social network in an attempt to take over the Web (this is a never-ending quest that goes back to AOL and those damn CDs that were practically falling out of the sky). While Twitter isn't the most usable thing in the world, at least they've tried to stay focused and aren't trying to be everything to everyone.

I often hear people talking about Facebook as though they were some sort of monopoly or public trust. Well, they aren't. They owe us nothing. They can do whatever they want, within the bounds of the laws. (And keep in mind, even those criteria are pretty murky when it comes to social networking.) But that doesn't mean we have to actually put up with them. Furthermore, their long-term success is by no means guaranteed - have we all forgotten MySpace? Oh, right, we have. Regardless of the hype, the fact remains that Sergei Brin or Bill Gates or Warren Buffett could personally acquire a majority stake in Facebook without even straining their bank account. And Facebook's revenue remains more or less a rounding error for more established tech companies.

While social networking is a fun new application category enjoying remarkable growth, Facebook isn't the only game in town. I don't like their application nor how they do business and so I've made my choice to use other providers. And so can you.

Dan Yoder is a serial entrepreneur and the VP of Engineering at Border Stylo, a Hollywood-based social media startup. He can be reached on Twitter as @dyoder.

Disclosure by Dan Yoder: I'm the VP of Engineering for a Hollywood-based social media startup, BorderStylo. The opinions expressed here are purely my own and are not in any way endorsed by my employer. While I do not see our applications as directly competitive to Facebook, nor have I presented them as such, it would be disingenuous not to mention this.

Rippin the Harmonica

Cool Shit. Nobody does it better than my boy Bad News Brown. Enjoy



Yuri Lane



Frank Breaker

Vinyl Workout

I remember hearing about this concept a few years back. Its pretty dope - the ‘Vinyl Workout’ was created by British artist and programmer, Theo Watson for the Rotterdam electroic music festival. Its basically a giant record player that is projected onto the floor and controlled interactively by moving around on the surface. By using custom software and cameras apparently the record actually responds to the speed of your movement whether youre walking or running. It even responds if you change direction and plays backwards if you move counter clockwise.

Vinyl Workout from Theo Watson on Vimeo.

Pretty cool

Frank Breaker

He is mi and I am yu

Chris Tucker is jokes

"man im bout to whoop your old ass man cause Im sick of playing games! YOU, ME, EVERYBODYS ASS AROUND HERE! HIM!"

Man hes jokes he even threatened to kick his own ass! Haha my stomach hurts

This next clip is a classic scene from The Fifth Element. Keep your eyes on Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker). Now if you remember the movie then you know theyre in the middle of the desert - so when he announces "Im leaving" where does he think hes going? LOLZ!!!!! And look at the two white guys after Ruby starts screaming - wtf are they doing? Rubbing each others hair and shit whats up with that?!



Frank Breaker

Big Booty Bitches (the Official Video)

...

I dont know what to say.



lolz!

Frank Breaker

Top 10 Biggest and Best Jumps Ever

This video is just sick. It should be renamed the top ten craziest mofos. For real these dudes have goddamn balls of steel!!!



The last clip?!? THE DUDE JUMPED FROM SPACE! Nuff said

Frank Breaker

Pocket bike prodigy

Goddamnit these kids today are bringing serious game. This ones got crazy stunts!

Serious Stunts

bicycle radness

I dont care what anyone says this kid is badass





Remix (LOLZZZ!)





This kid has skills. You see how the other kid steps back from the oncoming radness? Then she even checks her wheel clearance. Good job.

Frank Breaker