Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 4

Mina Suvari (I dub thee "Kardashianwoman")

Now I know what a lot of you junior Assologists are thinking; how can this girl ever make it to be a subject of Assology analysis? Is she even worthy of an Assologists attention? The answer is yes. Look at her pics; there is no question that this girl has tail - theres a true bubble working out its potential here. The question is what is its classification? Personally I like to fit it in the "Undercover booty" category. This is the type of ass that goes about daily activities minding its own business - the type of bottom game that most of us are oblivious to. Lucky enough there are enough Assolologists that bring undercover booty into the light to expose it for what it is! Dont try to tell me Im wrong. I mean look at the angles in the pic named # 2. There is clearly a nice 40°>rebound slope as well as a nice entry pitch. This is another good example of a natural lift - very similar to what Amber Rose or more specifically Kim Kardashian possesses which makes me wonder if theres a possibility that Miss Suvari was bitten by a radioactive version of the latter (like the spider in Spiderman). If this is the case should Mina Suvari go by the name Kardashianwoman? Hmm... Food for thought.

See you all next month

Dr. Artificial Vagina *Assologist

Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 3

My favorite lady in the whole wide world - Ms. Amber Rose


Heres another classic example of an epic white booty but on another level than Kim Kardashian. This ass knocks it out of the park! I particularly like the paparazzi candids showing "the realness". Case in point - note the cottage cheese in picture number 2's analysis (click the second photo to see). No airbrush here just AR's cellulite au natural! Personally I really dislike it when magazines mask the cheese; its a critical area for assologists such as myself because thats where the true booty analysis is made. This is where gladiators are molded! I call it thunderpacker because it's where a booty thats truly worthy packs its thunder. In other words AR has "thunderpacker booty". Again AR provides a lil somthin somthin for everyone no matter if youre an ass/breast/leg/face man cause her entire package is gold. I dare you to say no! Shes a big step up from KK and in my humble opinion just a exceptional example of a masterful tail game. She is my favorite by far. Stay tuned next month for the next presentation.

By the way since kanyes gayfish do you think if I give hime enough props he'll let me take AR's ass for a test drive? VROOM VROOM SKEET all over those hills

Dr. Artificial Vagina *Assologist

Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 2

This booty is good; proportionally extremely nice. This is an example of what Professor Dukes (aka BIZ) and myself call "shelf booty". KKs ass is unique and perfect for todays ass analysis. First off we all know KKs ass cannot be stopped and she doesnt even try to contain it. She knew when she bought that bathing suit that her bikini panties had no chance containing that beast! She did it on purpose - probably even let the paparazzi know where she was going swimming. She also has what I now call a "double clench booty"; shes not using any external tricks like the no ass chicks do to pump up that ass like wearing extremely high heels, horizontal stripes, ass padding or tight "bra type" jeans. Shes basically naked and her bottom just floats in the air which means that both ass cheek muscles clench up on their own (hence the double clench). However some believe her ticket to fame should be revoked cause her ass is fake. Let me ponder on that for a second... Nope! Its money well spent. I'll take it...

Please tune in next month for our next subject for analysis: One of my favorite ladies in the world - Ms. Amber Rose.

Dr. Artificial Vagina *Assologist

Epic Celebrity Ass analysis part 1

Part 1 the Epic Celebrity Ass analysis part 1 - Serena Willams. Todays subject of analysis has a sizeable ass! Our analysis begins with the image titled position 1. This angle is extremly confusing to an Assologist such as myself! I dont understand how this tail exists; its full of muscle and still carrys around that kind of wobbly trunk junk. I mean look at the way it "rises" to the occasion and seems to stay up when SW jumps to serve! Jesus H Christ son! Now look at position 2a - that booty is a wild animal trying to swallow her bikini bottoms. This bottom is so big it must be from the same island that was in king kong... Only the most powerful of cocks can tame this tail hence the classification "Untameable booty". That ass can kill a man if its not properly domesticated... *Note the deeper than average ass crack in position 2a and 2b. Her ass crack is soooo goddamn long Im convinced it begins on the back of her neck. Shes bringing a different level to the ass game

Long live the new flesh

Dr. Artificial Vagina Assologist