World Cup Fail

If anyone saw Sundays england/germany match they would remember the assistant refs extremely bad call. Basically england was robbed a legitimate goal that would have been an equalizer - if the goal had been allowed the game may have ended differently and england may not have lost. I mean I know they played like shit the first half but the goal wouldve given them more motivation to win!



Then there was the goal that was allowed during the argentina/mexico game. The player who heads the ball into the net was offside... Again the assistant ref effs up and this time allows the goal. Bullshit man. I know for me when it comes to offsides its not often clear but the assistant ref should be able to make the correct call. Its his goddamn job.



In my opinion this proves FIFA needs to implement goal line technology asap - at least before world cup 2014. Apparently the organizers dont see it that way and are planning to add 2 more assistant refs. Goddamn idiots. Why cant they use replay footage for verification?!

Easter Bunny

This is effing hilarious. It reminds me of the time my bougie mom decided to get fancy with dinner years ago. She cooked a goddamn rabbit... the hilarious part is it was easter... That was pure jokes! She killed the easter bunny

HAHAHAHA





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Tiger in the hole

BWAHAHAHAAAA!! Tiger rocks.

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Oh Sookie - True Blood

Oh jesus! This is epic - Snoop is jokes son! LMAOOO bring ya friend tara I got plenty of eggs for her and it comes wit a whole lotta grits n cheese

BWAHAHA!!!



Vampire Frank

Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 2

This booty is good; proportionally extremely nice. This is an example of what Professor Dukes (aka BIZ) and myself call "shelf booty". KKs ass is unique and perfect for todays ass analysis. First off we all know KKs ass cannot be stopped and she doesnt even try to contain it. She knew when she bought that bathing suit that her bikini panties had no chance containing that beast! She did it on purpose - probably even let the paparazzi know where she was going swimming. She also has what I now call a "double clench booty"; shes not using any external tricks like the no ass chicks do to pump up that ass like wearing extremely high heels, horizontal stripes, ass padding or tight "bra type" jeans. Shes basically naked and her bottom just floats in the air which means that both ass cheek muscles clench up on their own (hence the double clench). However some believe her ticket to fame should be revoked cause her ass is fake. Let me ponder on that for a second... Nope! Its money well spent. I'll take it...

Please tune in next month for our next subject for analysis: One of my favorite ladies in the world - Ms. Amber Rose.

Dr. Artificial Vagina *Assologist

Wu Pizza

My kind of pizza son

Frank Breaker *Pizzologist

Notes from Chris

Notes from Chris is an original project started by Todd Lamb. Basically he posts miscellaneous notes around NYC from a weird dude named Chris who wants to do random shit with people. Theyre funny as shit

More notes from Chris

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Bumblebee beats Optimus Prime

Bumblebee beat the shit out of Optimus in this wicked stop motion clip. This is truly badass entertainment! Courtesy of Patrick Bovin




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Ever wanted to be evil?

Lust, greed, debauchery... Your favorite hobby can now be a lifelong career! If you have ever considered become an agent of evil but didnt quite know where to start then the following guide is for you.

step by step guide to joining the forces of darkness

I myself am interested in living a wretched life of scum and villainy

Darth Breaker

Barack Obama in Whoomp There It Is video

If its really Obama then his status just jumped from Hero to God in my books



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Keep it Fresh at da office

My boy PrezOne's new product the "Fresh" tie clip. Visit his blog for more products PrezOne

Hero Win!

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Smoking baby

A smoking baby?! This is disturbing. Apparently he smokes up to 2 packs a day! He even does all the hardcore smoker moves - letting the smoke creep, flipping the cigarette around his fingers, etc... This has epic parent fail written all over it



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Tea with Tyson

What happened to Mike Tyson?! He used to be the biggest badass on the planet! After watching this I felt like I was in the goddamn twilight zone. Seriously wtf is going on? He actually spends over a minute discussing his relationship with Cannoli... I laughed so hard I almost threw up when he turns to the camera at 2:21 and says “You clogger you”.

Chock Full of Win or Chock Full of Fail this video can go either way



BWHAHAAAA! The background music killed me too

Frank Breaker *lost in space

Finger on his way to work

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! I finally got that video of finger up on youtube this dude is effing crazy! This wins the internet!





Frank Breaker *Laughcramped

Top Youtube URL tricks that you should know about!

1. View high quality videos

Youtube gives you the option to switch to high quality videos for some of the videos, however you can check if a video is available in high quality format by appending ‘&fmt=18′(stereo, 480 x 270 resolution) or ‘&fmt=22′(stereo, 1280 x 720 resolution) for even higher quality.

2. Embed Higher Quality Videos

While the above trick works for playback, if however you want to embed hig quality videos you need to append “&ap=%2526fmt%3D18″ and “&ap=%2526fmt%3D22″ to the embed url.

3. Cut the chase and link to the interesting part

Linking to a video where the real action starts at 3 minutes 22 seconds, wondered if you could make it start at 03:22? You are in luck. All you have to do is add #t=03m22s (#t=XXmYYs for XX mins and YY seconds) to the end of the URL.

4. Hide the search box

The search box appears when you hover over an embedded video. To hide the search box add ‘&showsearch=0′ to the embed url.

5. Embed only a part of Video

Just append ‘&start=30′ to skip first 30s of the video. In general you can modify the value after start= to the number of seconds you want to skip the video for.

6. Autoplay an embedded video

Normally when you embed a Youtube video and load the page, the player is loaded and it sits there waiting for you to hit the play button. You can make the video play automatically by adding ‘&autoplay=1′ to the url part of the embed code.

7. Loop an embedded video

Append ‘&loop=1′ to make the video start again without user intervention after it reaches the end.

8. Disable Related Videos

Publishing your content in the form of Youtube video? Don’t want people to see other people’s content that may be related but may as well be in competition to you? Just add ‘&rel=0′ to the end of the url part of the embed code and you just turned off the related video suggestions!

9. Bypass Youtube Regional Filtering

Some videos are only available in certain parts of the world. Your IP Address is used to determine your location and then allow or deny access to the video. Change the url from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= to http://www.youtube.com/v/

10. Download Video

Although not inherently a youtube trick but useful all the same for downloading videos. Just change youtube to kickyoutube in the url of the video and it will take you to kickyoutube.com with all the options for downloading the video you were watching.

Stay thirsty my friends!

Frank Breaker