Ahhh nostalgia... Old school NYC hookers are wicked cool! Minus the stds and heroin of course
Frank Breaker
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
The only thing missing is the dumpster
Ahhh nostalgia... Old school NYC hookers are wicked cool! Minus the stds and heroin of course
Frank Breaker
Every Little Step - Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady
Another tyson video! Mike is wilding out in this one singing and dancing haha goddamn this guys is a hero - honestly this has to be seen to be believed. Take note of:
- Black tank tops, black boxers, suspenders, red socks, dress shoes?!?! I think Ive found my new sleeping outfit.
- Mike Tyson jump up at 2:14? bwahahaaaaa
- Bobby brown as serious as he can be on his own rap?! Why? Simmer down son
Frank Breaker
- Black tank tops, black boxers, suspenders, red socks, dress shoes?!?! I think Ive found my new sleeping outfit.
- Mike Tyson jump up at 2:14? bwahahaaaaa
- Bobby brown as serious as he can be on his own rap?! Why? Simmer down son
Frank Breaker
Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 4
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Mina Suvari (I dub thee "Kardashianwoman")
Now I know what a lot of you junior Assologists are thinking; how can this girl ever make it to be a subject of Assology analysis? Is she even worthy of an Assologists attention? The answer is yes. Look at her pics; there is no question that this girl has tail - theres a true bubble working out its potential here. The question is what is its classification? Personally I like to fit it in the "Undercover booty" category. This is the type of ass that goes about daily activities minding its own business - the type of bottom game that most of us are oblivious to. Lucky enough there are enough Assolologists that bring undercover booty into the light to expose it for what it is! Dont try to tell me Im wrong. I mean look at the angles in the pic named # 2. There is clearly a nice 40°>rebound slope as well as a nice entry pitch. This is another good example of a natural lift - very similar to what Amber Rose or more specifically Kim Kardashian possesses which makes me wonder if theres a possibility that Miss Suvari was bitten by a radioactive version of the latter (like the spider in Spiderman). If this is the case should Mina Suvari go by the name Kardashianwoman? Hmm... Food for thought.
See you all next month
Dr. Artificial Vagina *Assologist
Friday, September 17, 2010
"when real is real!"
Admit it youve thought or dreamt about zombies at least once in your life right? Well believe it or not I just read that there are people out there who have actually gone ahead and prepared for a zombie apocalypse! To quote my sisters boyfriend Jon "the zombie apocalypse is when real is real" and "youd better know whats up". Hahaha wicked!
Ok ok so the only time zombie attacks would actually happen are in a horror movies but what if there is ever a sudden rise of the undead? Wouldnt you want some survival info? Yes you would. Heres my list of no nos when it come to finding places to hole up and survive
Top 5 worst places to take refuge during a zombie apocalypse
1. Hospital
Mistake. More and more people come into the hospital and more and more zombies come out. If youre in the hospital during a zombie apocalypse a you might as well consider your card pulled because youre finished - you arent getting out as a living human. Period.
2. Traffic Jam
Whats the first thing most people are going to do during a zombie apocalypse? Pack up their shit and hit the road. Well too many cars on the road = congestion. Promise me you wont be one of the sheep! Rule number one with zombies is to stay away from any place where you can be surrounded, with no means of escape. Zombies can be outrun (I use old school zombie rules) but if they surround you youre pwned. If youre going to bounce by car get yourself a 4X4 and go cross country to the north dude.
3. Top floor of a Tall building
You might think being high up in a tall ass building is a primo place to be in a zombie attack - youre high up, youve stocked food and water, you can watch the mayhem below, etc. Youre dead wrong. Eventually youll have to leave the building and thats when the action starts. Are there zombies in the halls? The elevators probably wont work so youll have to take the scary ass stairs. Cross your fingers theres no zombies in the stairwell. If you do make it to the lobby pray that its been sealed up... If not youll most likely meet a zombie horde and its game over for you son.
4. Mall
A mall is no good. Yeah I know there might be some supplies there but theres are also a lot of dudes who are probably thinking the same thing as you. Plus the malls probably all got looted minute one of the outbreak... If you do insist on a mall remember one thing instead of having a few friends chilling with you youll probably have a gang of punkasses fighting over the few supplies left. Not worth it in my opinion.
5. Airport
An airport is a shitty, SHITTY place to take refuge. Especially at the terminals! Honestly theyre too big, too hard to barricade and too hard to navigate. Plus theres no weapons inside an airport except for those belonging to the handful of cops there. Also can you imagine how many people would go there in the beginning trying to get out of dodge? It would be a disaster. Fuck that noise.
Basically stay away from any place where large groups of peeps would go out of panic. I would just get out of town... Listen to iron maiden and run to the hills!
Ok ok so the only time zombie attacks would actually happen are in a horror movies but what if there is ever a sudden rise of the undead? Wouldnt you want some survival info? Yes you would. Heres my list of no nos when it come to finding places to hole up and survive
Top 5 worst places to take refuge during a zombie apocalypse
1. Hospital
Mistake. More and more people come into the hospital and more and more zombies come out. If youre in the hospital during a zombie apocalypse a you might as well consider your card pulled because youre finished - you arent getting out as a living human. Period.
2. Traffic Jam
Whats the first thing most people are going to do during a zombie apocalypse? Pack up their shit and hit the road. Well too many cars on the road = congestion. Promise me you wont be one of the sheep! Rule number one with zombies is to stay away from any place where you can be surrounded, with no means of escape. Zombies can be outrun (I use old school zombie rules) but if they surround you youre pwned. If youre going to bounce by car get yourself a 4X4 and go cross country to the north dude.
3. Top floor of a Tall building
You might think being high up in a tall ass building is a primo place to be in a zombie attack - youre high up, youve stocked food and water, you can watch the mayhem below, etc. Youre dead wrong. Eventually youll have to leave the building and thats when the action starts. Are there zombies in the halls? The elevators probably wont work so youll have to take the scary ass stairs. Cross your fingers theres no zombies in the stairwell. If you do make it to the lobby pray that its been sealed up... If not youll most likely meet a zombie horde and its game over for you son.
4. Mall
A mall is no good. Yeah I know there might be some supplies there but theres are also a lot of dudes who are probably thinking the same thing as you. Plus the malls probably all got looted minute one of the outbreak... If you do insist on a mall remember one thing instead of having a few friends chilling with you youll probably have a gang of punkasses fighting over the few supplies left. Not worth it in my opinion.
5. Airport
An airport is a shitty, SHITTY place to take refuge. Especially at the terminals! Honestly theyre too big, too hard to barricade and too hard to navigate. Plus theres no weapons inside an airport except for those belonging to the handful of cops there. Also can you imagine how many people would go there in the beginning trying to get out of dodge? It would be a disaster. Fuck that noise.
Basically stay away from any place where large groups of peeps would go out of panic. I would just get out of town... Listen to iron maiden and run to the hills!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 3
My favorite lady in the whole wide world - Ms. Amber Rose
Heres another classic example of an epic white booty but on another level than Kim Kardashian. This ass knocks it out of the park! I particularly like the paparazzi candids showing "the realness". Case in point - note the cottage cheese in picture number 2's analysis (click the second photo to see). No airbrush here just AR's cellulite au natural! Personally I really dislike it when magazines mask the cheese; its a critical area for assologists such as myself because thats where the true booty analysis is made. This is where gladiators are molded! I call it thunderpacker because it's where a booty thats truly worthy packs its thunder. In other words AR has "thunderpacker booty". Again AR provides a lil somthin somthin for everyone no matter if youre an ass/breast/leg/face man cause her entire package is gold. I dare you to say no! Shes a big step up from KK and in my humble opinion just a exceptional example of a masterful tail game. She is my favorite by far. Stay tuned next month for the next presentation.
By the way since kanyes gayfish do you think if I give hime enough props he'll let me take AR's ass for a test drive? VROOM VROOM SKEET all over those hills
Dr. Artificial Vagina *Assologist
Men who look like old lesbians
This link is pretty much self explanatory - and hilarious
men who look like old lesbians
Frank Breaker
men who look like old lesbians
Frank Breaker
Friday, August 20, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Strut that ass
Ok heres another hilarious gregory bros autotune video entitled "strut that ass" Its basically some crazy old man who loses it over god knows what. I honestly have no goddamn clue wtf hes talking about but the track is dopeass! I want the ring tone.
"You work out the arsenal,
struttin that ass struttin that ass!
UHHH!"
HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
heres the original
Frank Breaker* strutting that ass all over the office
"You work out the arsenal,
struttin that ass struttin that ass!
UHHH!"
HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
heres the original
Frank Breaker* strutting that ass all over the office
Dave Sitek - Groove Me (feat. Theophilus London) Jnerio Jarel remix
Some of you may already know dave sitek of tv on the radio (one of my favorites). This track is from his upcoming solo project "maximum balloon".
Its sick
Frank Breaker
Its sick
Frank Breaker
Chromeo - Dont Turn The Lights On (Christian Martin Remix)
remix of "dont turn the lights on" from the upcoming chromeo album business casual. Makes me sweat through my shirt!
Frank Breaker
Frank Breaker
Thursday, August 12, 2010
4 tips on selling your soul to the devil
Ever thought about selling your soul to the devil? Read these tips before you negotiate a deal
1. Make sure to set up the deal in your favor. Pencil out a rough draft of your demands with your lawyer before your meeting with satan. Make sure to go over the finer details of the contract - specifically the part where you burn in hell for eternity (see tip # 4)
2. Remember you are in a position of power. Dont underestimate the devils desire! He wants your soul very, very, badly and will pay anything to get it. Trick him into making the first offer then up the ante.
3. Max out your souls worth. Remember theres no point in doing this if you dont do it right because youre going to burn in hell for eternity. For example dont just ask for the hottest chick to fall madly in love with you - up the stakes and demand 200+ chicks. Youll thank me for this one - youll be able to pick and choose your date on the daily depending on your mood (or shoes).
4. Life extension clause. Heres where you can try to beat satan at his own game - in the fine print make sure to have your lawyer include a life extension clause for as long as you like. Satan wont tell you this is possible if you dont ask! You can guarantee to live as long as you like before succumbing to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 100 years of rock star living when you can get 1000 plus? Think about it.
Frank Breaker
1. Make sure to set up the deal in your favor. Pencil out a rough draft of your demands with your lawyer before your meeting with satan. Make sure to go over the finer details of the contract - specifically the part where you burn in hell for eternity (see tip # 4)
2. Remember you are in a position of power. Dont underestimate the devils desire! He wants your soul very, very, badly and will pay anything to get it. Trick him into making the first offer then up the ante.
3. Max out your souls worth. Remember theres no point in doing this if you dont do it right because youre going to burn in hell for eternity. For example dont just ask for the hottest chick to fall madly in love with you - up the stakes and demand 200+ chicks. Youll thank me for this one - youll be able to pick and choose your date on the daily depending on your mood (or shoes).
4. Life extension clause. Heres where you can try to beat satan at his own game - in the fine print make sure to have your lawyer include a life extension clause for as long as you like. Satan wont tell you this is possible if you dont ask! You can guarantee to live as long as you like before succumbing to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 100 years of rock star living when you can get 1000 plus? Think about it.
Frank Breaker
PRGz (Paper Route Gangstaz)
This track is quite fresh - stop n go produced by my man diplo!
Heres another dopeass track - bama gettin money
Frank Breaker
Heres another dopeass track - bama gettin money
Frank Breaker
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