Ask a Crack Ho

Need advice? Ask Propecia. Courtesy of The Damn Show

"Hey Propecia what do you do for fun?"
"I crochet."

Laughcramped son!!

Frank Breaker

Luigi Finally Snaps

Luigi Fail/Mario Win

Courtesy of collegehumor.com



"Fuck a dis I heard they hiring at a sayga" HAHAHAHAHAAAA laughcramped son!

Frank Breaker

Galactic Empire State of Mind

CHOCK FULL OF WIN!!! Courtesy of collegehumor.com



For real this is chock full of win. Ive watched it 4x already son

Frankie Beans

UFO response team

We hear a lot of stories about UFO sightings, close encounters, etc... Are you doubtful? When you see something like this drive by your vehicle you might question your beliefs for a second. Is this real or a hoax? Most likely fake... but it doesnt matter! Its cool as ass. I want one

Courtesy of reddit

Frank Breaker

Epic Celebrity Ass analysis part 1

Part 1 the Epic Celebrity Ass analysis part 1 - Serena Willams. Todays subject of analysis has a sizeable ass! Our analysis begins with the image titled position 1. This angle is extremly confusing to an Assologist such as myself! I dont understand how this tail exists; its full of muscle and still carrys around that kind of wobbly trunk junk. I mean look at the way it "rises" to the occasion and seems to stay up when SW jumps to serve! Jesus H Christ son! Now look at position 2a - that booty is a wild animal trying to swallow her bikini bottoms. This bottom is so big it must be from the same island that was in king kong... Only the most powerful of cocks can tame this tail hence the classification "Untameable booty". That ass can kill a man if its not properly domesticated... *Note the deeper than average ass crack in position 2a and 2b. Her ass crack is soooo goddamn long Im convinced it begins on the back of her neck. Shes bringing a different level to the ass game

Long live the new flesh

Dr. Artificial Vagina Assologist

Fireman Pole Dance

Something for the ladies (jokes)!



Frank Breaker

Urban Tag

Pure awesomeness. Im doing this at Fairview next weekend - Biz you down?



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Everyone is doing it

I did it with BIZ last week.

Frank Breaker

"Popsy" in your mouth

German alcohol and spirits manufacturers Krugmann Markenspirituosen have come out with a ridiculous alcoholic beverage aptly named "Popsy". Heres a description of the product directly from their website

"Popsy is worldwide the first liquor bottle in an extravagant unique design
The content of this cheeky container is cream liqueur with finest aromas as natural vanilla and a shot of toffee. Basis forms our own made vodka distilled after our old traditional method exclusively from wheat and malt.

Check and insure yourself that Popsy will be the smash on your party and never out of fashion!

We recommend enjoying Popsy always lightly chilled."

EPIC DRINK FAIL This is the worst product design of life. Its effing cream alcohol in a sperm shaped bottle! They should market it as chock full of protein... Incidentally do you think they stop selling it when you forget to take out the trash?

I need to know who (if anyone) has ever felt the desire to consume liquor from a massive sperm. If any chicks are interested I have my own personal brand of "popsys" for sale. If you need more flavor you can add some strawbrary to the mix.

Frank Breaker

McDonalds Dollar Menunaire

Mr. $7.63 an hour - this goddamn clown is coming hard with jokes!



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Tow Fail

Jesus H Christ I love fail videos. Check out this hero



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Strip Tease Fail

Courtesy of failblog.org



Some people say its fake, some people say its real. Either way its an epic win for the cabinet. Did the girl died? If so Id put that down as a fail in my books too. Her dancing sucked ass anyways

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!

Frank Breaker*laughcramped

Elektronik, Supersonik

Video from The Late Show (Australian tv Series). Im still laughing and I really dont know what to say - it could pass as the best or worst video of life.



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Flux Capacitor 2

1.21 Jigawatts of ass hahahahahahahaaa!

Frank Breaker - Time Traveler

Transforming Apartment

This architect decided to make his a 344 square ft apartment more functional by designing it to be able to change into 24 different rooms just by sliding walls/panels. Its called the 'Domestic Transformer" and its effing wicked



Im still working on my own made out of lego.

Frank Breaker