Dogs driving cars

Now I've seen it all.



I just realized Monty drives better than my mom! She's a SHIT driver. She's gotten into 4 car accidents in her own fucking driveway. Two years ago she murdered my basketball pole by backing into it.

Monty's face at 0:24 is priceless. He's like "what the fuck is happening here".

*Edit: I want to ship Baxter off to them for training. Imagine if I owned a canine chauffeur?? He could come pick me up whenever I'm drunk.

Frank Breaker

Bad chinese

I had the worst chinese food for lunch yesterday. I couldn't even bring myself to feed the leftovers to baxter (my dog). Not because it tasted terrible mind you (I've seen him eat paper like it was fillet mignon) but because I think it would result in cannibalism.

Frank Breaker