Some people need to get kicked in the teeth 3

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies need to get kicked in the teeth.

Asshole drivers who tail gate need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who send forwards without bothering to delete thousands of accumulated ">"s, other email addresses, headers and commentary from all the other forwarders need to get kicked in the teeth.

Middle aged men with outfits you're only supposed to see at assassins conventions need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who chew with their mouths open need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who give fruitcake as gifts need to get kicked in the teeth. Get a job and buy me a real present cheapskate.

People who pronounce "film" with 2 syllables need to get kicked in the teeth.

That small line of dirt that wont go in the dust pan when you're sweeping needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Waiters/waitresses who ask if you want to hear the specials and proceed to belt out 20 items without noticing that you've lost interest after the third item need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who stare me down in horror (like they just found a body in my trunk) when I don't recycle a few cans need to get kicked in the teeth. I didnt ruin the environment - my parents did. Go judge them and leave me in peace.

Companies who don't list their prices on their websites need to get kicked in the teeth.

Middle aged Quebecois dudes with hairstyles you're only supposed to see at orgies need to get kicked in the teeth. This includes balding men with pony tails, mullets, perms, etc.

People who "shush" other people need to get kicked in the teeth. Don't tell me to shush - you shush fuckface.

People who draw cartoon characters having sex need to get kicked in the teeth. I don't need to see bart simpson sticking it to marge while homer jacks off in the corner.

People who ask "hot enough for you?" need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who push religion door to door need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who ask "are you cold" when you wear your jacket inside need to get kicked in the teeth.

My drivers license photo needs to get kicked in the teeth.

Silent farters need to get kicked in the teeth. You and I are the only people in the room and I know I didn't pass gas yet you still try and look at me like I'm the guilty party. Go fuck yourself.

People who think I give a shit about their pin numbers need to get kicked in the teeth. Why are you going through so much trouble doing that hand shield thing? I dont give a fuck about your shit pin number. I have enough trouble trying to remember my own...

Sales people who leech onto you following you around a store asking if they can help with anything need to get kicked in the teeth. I'm a big boy if I need help I'll find you.

Morning people need to get kicked in the teeth.

People who have no sense of humor need to get kicked in the teeth.

Frank Breaker