Here's today's list of douchebags who could catch a foot
People who treat dogs like their children need to get kicked
in the teeth. They are not children! They are freeloading roommates.
People who don’t understand that I am allergic to cats need
to get kicked in the teeth. Just because you vacuumed and put the bastard in
another room doesn’t mean Im not going to get a nose bleed and sneeze all kinds.
People who, even if you stabbed them in the chest, still
wouldn’t get the hint that you don’t like them need to get kicked in the teeth.
People who say “the book is better than the movie” after you
just announced you watched the movie need to get kicked in the teeth. If I
wanted to read the book I would have jackass.
Gym teachers need to get kicked in the teeth. Get a real
job.
People who call your land line and ask you where you are
need to get kicked in the teeth.
People who mindlessly forward every single email they find
funny need to get kicked in the teeth.
Twilight nerds need to get kicked in the teeth.
People who send application invites to whatever shit app is
popular any given month on facebook need to get kicked in the teeth.
People who don’t know the difference between there, their,
and they’re need to get kicked in the teeth.
People who assume that a person is more intelligent simply
because he/she can speak more than 1 language need to get kicked in the teeth. Example:
If an fool speaks 4 languages it just means that more people can understand
that he/she is a fool.
People who blast me with religion need to get kicked in the
teeth.
People who call and say “hi who’s this?” need to get kicked
in the teeth. You know who it is shitpuddle! YOU called ME.
Parents who ignore their children while out in public need
to get kicked in the teeth.
Bisexuals need to get kicked in the teeth. Stick to one sex!
2 sexes is just plain greedy.
People who get pissy because I don’t believe in organized religion need to
get kicked in the teeth.
Avacados need to get kicked in the teeth.
People who ask you if the bus has come while you’re waiting
for that very same bus need to get kicked in the teeth.
People who let the phone ring twice before answering need to
get kicked in the teeth.
Frank Breaker
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