HOW DO YOU STEAL A BRIDGE???????

Apparently it's easy. This is smooth:

Thieves in the Czech Republic manage to steal a 10 ton bridge in broad daylight

"The thieves said they had been hired to demolish the bridge, and remove the unwanted railway track to make way for a new cycle route," said railroad spokesman Pavel Halla."They used a crane to pick up the large pieces and put them into trucks. Then they just drove away."

At one point during the heist the cops questioned the crooks, but after seeing their "official" railway service paperwork they let them continue. Hahahahaha not only did these heroes make off with the bridge they also boosted 650 feet of railway track!

"It was only after they had gone that checks were made and we realized we'd been had. The cost of replacing the bridge will run into the millions," said Halla.

The most fucked up part is this has happened before in the same area - in 2008 some crooks stole a four ton railway bridge. For real that is straight up madness! How do you get robbed of something that massive? And two times at that?

And how do you sell it? Ebay?

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I guess the most logical solution is that they chopped it up and sold it as scrap. Nevertheless I am typing "bridge" in ebay's search. Maybe I can get one on the cheap to put in my yard.

Frank Breaker

*Edit: Maybe they can come to montreal and steal the champlain bridge?