Epic Celebrity Ass Analysis part 3

My favorite lady in the whole wide world - Ms. Amber Rose


Heres another classic example of an epic white booty but on another level than Kim Kardashian. This ass knocks it out of the park! I particularly like the paparazzi candids showing "the realness". Case in point - note the cottage cheese in picture number 2's analysis (click the second photo to see). No airbrush here just AR's cellulite au natural! Personally I really dislike it when magazines mask the cheese; its a critical area for assologists such as myself because thats where the true booty analysis is made. This is where gladiators are molded! I call it thunderpacker because it's where a booty thats truly worthy packs its thunder. In other words AR has "thunderpacker booty". Again AR provides a lil somthin somthin for everyone no matter if youre an ass/breast/leg/face man cause her entire package is gold. I dare you to say no! Shes a big step up from KK and in my humble opinion just a exceptional example of a masterful tail game. She is my favorite by far. Stay tuned next month for the next presentation.

By the way since kanyes gayfish do you think if I give hime enough props he'll let me take AR's ass for a test drive? VROOM VROOM SKEET all over those hills

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Men who look like old lesbians

This link is pretty much self explanatory - and hilarious

men who look like old lesbians

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Ninjas

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Strut that ass

Ok heres another hilarious gregory bros autotune video entitled "strut that ass" Its basically some crazy old man who loses it over god knows what. I honestly have no goddamn clue wtf hes talking about but the track is dopeass! I want the ring tone.



"You work out the arsenal,
struttin that ass struttin that ass!
UHHH!"

HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

heres the original



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Dave Sitek - Groove Me (feat. Theophilus London) Jnerio Jarel remix

Some of you may already know dave sitek of tv on the radio (one of my favorites). This track is from his upcoming solo project "maximum balloon".

Its sick



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Chromeo - Dont Turn The Lights On (Christian Martin Remix)

remix of "dont turn the lights on" from the upcoming chromeo album business casual. Makes me sweat through my shirt!



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4 tips on selling your soul to the devil

Ever thought about selling your soul to the devil? Read these tips before you negotiate a deal

1. Make sure to set up the deal in your favor. Pencil out a rough draft of your demands with your lawyer before your meeting with satan. Make sure to go over the finer details of the contract - specifically the part where you burn in hell for eternity (see tip # 4)

2. Remember you are in a position of power. Dont underestimate the devils desire! He wants your soul very, very, badly and will pay anything to get it. Trick him into making the first offer then up the ante.

3. Max out your souls worth. Remember theres no point in doing this if you dont do it right because youre going to burn in hell for eternity. For example dont just ask for the hottest chick to fall madly in love with you - up the stakes and demand 200+ chicks. Youll thank me for this one - youll be able to pick and choose your date on the daily depending on your mood (or shoes).

4. Life extension clause. Heres where you can try to beat satan at his own game - in the fine print make sure to have your lawyer include a life extension clause for as long as you like. Satan wont tell you this is possible if you dont ask! You can guarantee to live as long as you like before succumbing to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 100 years of rock star living when you can get 1000 plus? Think about it.

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PRGz (Paper Route Gangstaz)

This track is quite fresh - stop n go produced by my man diplo!



Heres another dopeass track - bama gettin money



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Dilla Rock On

Goddamnit dilla!!!! From donut shop. This is some sick shit right here





Dont jack my dilla rock on design! Im gonna put it on a shirt soon.

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Antoine Dodson: Bed Intruder

Ive been lolling at this stupidness for a couple days and debated whether or not I should post it. You know what? This dude brings a bit of hero so enjoy!

hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband too cause they rapin errybody out hurr

bwahahaa!!



I wonder what the rapist thinks of this? Do you think he wants a cut of the profits? If it wasnt for him antoine dodson wouldnt be famous right now. 7 million hits on youtube!

*addendum*

I showed the video to biz and prez and neither of them believed the footage was from a real newscast so Im posting the original for all the nonbelievers



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Nike steps up to the plate

The gentlemen writing copy at nike are on point this month. Big and round like the letter C?! I concur! This is further proof for non believers (like finger noel, most white dudes and all the other "beckys") that the big ass love culture has finally taken over. Remember 18 years ago the chick in this ad wouldve had a pancake ass! This is where we assologists give props where props is due - Sir mix a lot was a pioneer in bringing big bottoms into popular culture. I say the american government should give him a tax break for his contribution to society.




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More Zach Anner

What a hero! I cant promote him enough. Here's the trailer for a web series zach stars in called "the wingmen" also starring jordan crowder, and chris demarais. I just finished watching the latest episode and I tell you I laughed so hard I puked a bit on my shirt. My stomach hurts.



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Zach Anner internet win of the month

Zach Anner is jokes! This dude is seriously too funny I give him the internet win this month



AM LOLLING "no mountain is too high, no volcano is too hot and no atlantis is too underwater or fictional!!!!"

Zach rolls over texas



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A MUST SEE: FIRST CLASS SEATS FOR DIRT CHEAP

I decided to do some research on this after I got bumped to first class on a recent trip to L.A. I think it was because I was rocking a fresh suit and tie. Note* always rock a suit when traveling! Biz and I had this conversation last night you command all kinds of respect. Anyways apparently every domestic airline offers discount first class tickets on planes (called "Y-Up" or "Q-Up" fares). They are 30 - 75% cheaper than the full price for a first class ticket - and sometimes even cheaper than coach

They are only for traveling in Canada and the U.S. According to FareCompare.com (travel site that tracks over discounted first class airfares) the masses dont know about Y-Ups cause they are published to look like coach for accounting purposes - the ticket code is economy but the seats are in first class. Airlines make more cash because first class seats normally go unused. I think this is what happened in my case - I was bumped even though there was all kinds of room in coach.

*Y-Up airfares are almost always available, even on full flights, peak days and times (Mondays, Fridays, Sundays, holidays) or last-minute trips.

*To purchase a ticket, contact the airline directly. And remember to ask for a Y-Up fare as many ticket agents will not offer it unless asked specifically!

*Before booking a Y-Up fare, make sure all your connecting flights have a first class cabin.

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Epic baseball win

This is the most amazing catch Ive ever seen in baseball!!!!!!!!! The dude has spiderman skills


EMBED-Spiderman Style Baseball Catch - Watch more free videos

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