My friend's kid brother

This is my friend's kid brother massimo. Dope shit - this kid is going places.

Frank Breaker

Mother of the year

Horrible Mom Strips In Front of Young Son

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This chick is wacked - she put on a goddamn strip show in front of her toddler son. TSK! The boy's first words are most likely gonna be "make it clap". I assume this is her audition tape for the local strip joint... Beautiful! She'll be the only stripper on the planet who accepts cash OR animal crackers for private dances.

Frank Breaker

Gross

This is disgusting - she shouldve stepped on it. Courtesy of jessie fever.

Frank Breaker

Montreal in Motion

Check out this sick time lapse video of montreal! Color me impressed... The people who made this deserve an award or some other type of accolade. Amazing job indeed! I love this city

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What goes around comes around

Breaking news: A Montreal police officer was badly beaten while on vacation in Mexico (courtesy of CTV news).

The officer, who is in his late 20s, was with six fellow officers from the Montreal police force and two from Quebec provincial police.

According to Montreal police, the group was staying in the popular resort town of Playa del Carmen. On Saturday, the victim and two of his fellow officers went to a bar in nearby Cancun.

A fight ensued after the victim, who became separated from the others, reportedly tried to photograph a Quebec Hells Angels member who was at the bar. Montreal police would not confirm that detail, but Sgt. Ian Lafrenière said the man was alone when the attack took place.

He said his friends lost sight of him and figured he had returned to the hotel in Playa del Carmen. When they realized he hadn't come back, they returned to the bar and found him badly beaten.

Lafrenière said the officer, who suffered "very serious injuries to his head" and was "barely recognizable," had surgery in a Mexican hospital. He flew home Thursday.

Investigators are planning to meet with the officer to confirm whether it was a simple bar fight, as Mexican police are saying, or whether he was targeted because of his work.

"I'm not saying they're not helping us, but at this moment it's not considered as an aggression against a police officer," Lafrenière said.

"We have to talk to the officer who was severely beaten up. We want to find out what happened, exactly. Was he targeted because he is a police officer? We are trying to discover that."

Lafrenière confirmed the officer is not a member of the force's anti-gang squad.

Dude karmas a BITCH!

Frank Breaker

Double fail

Haha opened up my email to this one this morning at 9 this morning. Im still laughing!

Frank Breaker

Brokeback Mountain 2

If only. Sigh...

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Awesome quotes from friends and acquaintances: part 9

My sister: (in a text message) "Go fuck yourself :)" BAHAHAHA with a "smiley" emoticon?! Classic.

Frank Breaker

Rain city superhero movement

I really cant decide if this is the greatest or worst thing Ive ever seen.


Disclose.tv - Phoenix Jones and the Rain City Superhero Movement Video


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Potential winner of the 2010 Artificial Vagina Worst Video of Life Award

This disaster was in my inbox this morning...



HAHAHAHA I'm dying over here this has to be one of the most ridiculous videos I have seen this year!

“Man, forget going to club to meet something new. When I wanna meet something new, I go get me a basket and I go walk around Walmart. All the women be in Walmart, you heard me.” – Mr. Ghetto

Really??? How did this madness even come to be??? I mean where the hell are the employees? Is this an average day of shopping in the south??? Booty shorts wearing barefoot hookers popping their asses and junk all over the pharmacy and junior miss clothing sections? I'm pretty sure if this happened here the whole crew would get carted off to jail quickfast...

"She in that lingerie section, lingerie!

She in that lingerie section, lingerie!

She in that lingerie section, ugh!

She in that lingerie section!"

Those booty shorts probably stink. They should've tossed some feminine hygiene products in the cart while they were ass popping in the pharmacy. LOL this gives a whole new meaning to "roll back"!

For real this is some ignorant shit. I'm shopping at zellers from now on.

Frank Breaker

*Edit: Word to the wise - if anything this video is proof positive you need to remember to disinfect your shopping carts folks.

Calling all inventors

Calling all inventors! I need you to build me a machine that lets me punch people through the internet. Thanks in advance.

Frank Breaker

Worlds best son

Some of you may remember the quote I posted from my mom saying "This christmas the only presents I want are pictures of all of you for my photo albums ok? The gifts I normally get are useless..." Well 2 weeks ago I took her request up to 88mph and made her a t-shirt with a massive print of my dumb face in harry caray glasses. At the bottom I printed "worlds best son" (my mom would beg to differ so the statement is of course self proclaimed). I gave it to her as an early xmas present! Its jokes - she wore it the other day and told her friends she doesnt endorse the claim. Haha what a jerk

Frank Breaker

Internet win!

This guy is so epic when he cuts himself shaving win pours out of the wound. He could kill you with a giant yoyo!



Train me mr myagi! Man I wish I could do nonsensical acrobatic shit like this. I would ninja the fuck out of everybody who pissed me off.
Edit* @ finger noel - before you get any ideas in your head know the reason I say mr myagi isnt because this guy is asian but because hes a martial artist. So cool your japanese jets before you get ninja'd. Yep you read it right - Im now in training.

Frank Breaker

Whos in the house?

This everyday normal chick went to the dentist to get her wisdom teeth taken out and this video was recorded while she was still under general anesthetic. Her sister upped it to youtube and it went viral! So the formula seems to be video + drugs + tripping balls = instant internet micro celebrity. Jokes



Frank Breaker (in the house!)

My moms a crook

JESUS CHRIST I just found out my mom borrowed money off a loan shark to save her business in the 80s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shes talking with her accountant right now and she keeps saying "remember when we had to borrow money off of that dentist?". HAHAHA she keeps tossing up air quotes whenever she says "dentist"! From what I gather the transaction took place between her accountant and the "dentist" - he just showed up one day with a bag full of cash and gave it to my parents at 25% interest. Im in fucking shock right now!

A GODDAMN LOANSHARK! My mom! She always passed herself off as a halo wearing virtuous do gooder... Its actually a relief to find out shes a crook just like the rest of the family. Shes like the mom in the goonies! Mama fratelli!

Frank Breaker